Anal Pube

A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.

George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.

Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.

by erectism January 11, 2008

pubeloaf

humorous scrabble mistake --> bread that had been down someone's pants

eew! that looks like pubeloaf!

by rach6933 July 5, 2008

Pube-Hawk

A mo-hawk that is shaved into your pubes. Sometimes Pube-Hawks can be dyed various color and even gelled to be spiked up

Dude, did you know that the guitarist from Good Charlotte has a Pube-Hawk.

by Dbuck014 December 9, 2008

pube noob

An adolescent boy who is just getting his first signs of "hair down there", and thus acts like an obnoxious adult.

Guy 1: "Dude, he got so carried away trying to prove he was stronger than all of us that he sprained his freaking back."
Guy 2: "I know, huh. He totally acted like a pube noob."

Older brother: "God, my little brother thinks he's all hot shit since he's going through puberty."
Friend: "Looks like you've got a pube noob on your hands, bro."

by SATSCORE-5 November 11, 2009

pubesicle

when one is very upset with a current popsicle licker that goes to the bathroom, leaving the other person alone with their popsicle, and that person decides to rub the popsicle all over his/her pubic region.

linda: what the fuck!?

becky: whatever linda its not big deal, i gotta shit!

linda: *whispering* ill show you a fuckin' big deal *rubs popsicle around pubic region*

becky: *walks out while linda is in the act* what the fuck linda! you cant just make pubesicles for everyone you have a problem with!

linda: whos gonna stop me?!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Pube Hunting

The act of conducting a search for the longest single pube hair that is currently growing out of your body. Plucking said pube & showing off how long it is.

"So honey what are you doing down there?"

"Oh just pube hunting, check this one out!"

by Eric Turdworthington the III November 13, 2013

Pubertocracy

When kids that are farther into puberty are considered better and cooler than the less developed ones. It's common in middle and high schools.

13 Year old kid: -Whoa, i'm better than you little 12 year old kid, im 13! Look, you don't even have hairs down there!

12 year old kid: -F***ing pubertocracy.

by Reegans November 18, 2014