Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.

Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.

by AAAyes October 29, 2022

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Professional ranter

A person who rants about something professionally.

The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter

by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023

Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.

Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.

by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023