president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

former President

Motherfucker

And the president at the time invited the Taliban to Camp David. A place of storied significance for us as Americans, a place where we honor the importance of American diplomacy, where we invite and receive respected world leaders. And this...FORMER PRESIDENT...as president, invited them to Camp David because he does not again appreciate the role and responsibility of the President of the United States to be commander in chief with a level of respect.

by YourPreudonym October 1, 2024

50th President

2024

50th President: “Where the fuck are we?”

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023

Vise President

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence

"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"

by thaliayeet July 11, 2021

president chris

the best president to walk this earth also he has such a huge peen

president chris was the best president ever

by go go gaga June 10, 2022

The president has no ink.

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor's new clothes".

"The President has no ink."

by tdurden1982 September 5, 2019

Pulling a President

1. To have sexual relations with a girl barely over the legal age of consent (usually 16), to which your friends will never let you live down

"Hey you see that girl over there with the braces? i might try and get with her tonight"
"Dude you dont want to be pulling a president man"

by Icky-Icky-Icky March 21, 2010