Writing a text and saving as a draft before you go out drinking. After a few shots when you feel the need to "drunk text" it's already written, all you do is hit send. Prevents one from texting the wrong person, making themself lseem like a drunk a-hole who can't spell, and talks about random shit.
"Thank God for pre-texts, remember the last time we went out and I accidentally texted my mom asking what color her undies were."
by Sabotager December 19, 2011
The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.
To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."
To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"
To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"
by gadzooks123 November 04, 2008
by Sorrelstrom December 16, 2008
Pro-life rhetoric used to generaly refer to any form of zygote, embryo or fetus. The prefix "pre" suggests that the pregnancy will be carried to term.
Used to replace un-born which carried an idea of the possiblilty of the child never being born.
Another result of the Right Wing cognative think tanks for selective language.
Used to replace un-born which carried an idea of the possiblilty of the child never being born.
Another result of the Right Wing cognative think tanks for selective language.
by MrBobaFett February 03, 2005
To try something again that you have failed at by travelling backwards through time and space to repeat the activity.
"Fuck, I totally failed that Physics test that old Samson gave us"
"Why don't you pre-try it then?"
"Sweet ok"
*Portal opens and Larry leaps in sending him through time and space to the start of the Physics test*
"Why don't you pre-try it then?"
"Sweet ok"
*Portal opens and Larry leaps in sending him through time and space to the start of the Physics test*
by Bertie21 July 02, 2009
It's Thursday afternoon, and I'm feeling pre-sick, which means I'll be fine the rest of the work-week but stuck in bed with a cold all weekend.
by Renee in Big D September 21, 2006
Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board
1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...
2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...
2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win
by Oli C November 06, 2008