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pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters
Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies
by G. Coco September 25, 2007
mugGet the pants poniesmug.

Big Pony

The slang term for going to No.2
"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
mugGet the Big Ponymug.

feed the pony

by Chopster December 14, 2002
mugGet the feed the ponymug.

pet the pony

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
mugGet the pet the ponymug.

Pink Pony

Homo with a 12" cock
That fairy be so pink pony it's ill!
by Anonymous May 7, 2003
mugGet the Pink Ponymug.

Pony Boy

Pony Boy's are recent occurence and are positioned midway between trendys and townies as they share some parts of both and can mix easily with both groups.

Pony Boy's look exactly the same as male trendys but are different as they are often not intelligent, decent or friendly. They are sports obsessed, sex obsessed to the point of being manwhores and enagage in male bonding activities (such as teabagging and mass nude showers) that can often cause closet homosexuality.

Pony Boy's are often the mature form of a chav, a corrupted trendy or a more fashion concious townie

To put it simply, pony boys can be excessively vain and act like twats yet still attract trendy girls better than any townies.
Person 1: Look at him! He shoved his arse in my face the other day. How can he get such a hot girlfriend?
Person 2: That's pony boy's for you.
by mrtruth May 26, 2008
mugGet the Pony Boymug.

Comb the Pony

Brushing back or "combing" pubic hair in a way that will reveal the underparts for pleasure reciprocation. Most commonly seen in gorilla vag but uniquely seen in kong balls.
My girlfriend had to "comb the pony" last night or I would have chocked giving her fellatio
by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010
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