beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.

Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"

by mantha6057 January 17, 2009

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011

pecker lover

A person who can stop looking at peckers at the men’s showers

Hey stop looking at my penis you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface December 5, 2023

pecker soup

Male semen, cum

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.

by Bigmoney Player June 5, 2023

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016