They are the person who saved you. They are your hero, your reason for living. They make you happy beyond words can express. Your everything
by swxoM December 20, 2021

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004

Not A Real Person: (N)
1. Character of Society
2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”
3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*
Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.
Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal
1. Character of Society
2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”
3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*
Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.
Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal
Have you ever seen the witches? They are Not Real People.
The old woman with the Cruella de Vil hairstyle is Not A Real Person.
The old woman with the Cruella de Vil hairstyle is Not A Real Person.
by Professor/ Deutch Beer Girl August 12, 2008

Among a group of runners, the person charged with saying, "Morning," to anyone they encounter along the way.
Runner One: "Here comes a pedestrian. Is our morning person ready?"
Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."
Runner Three: "Good job!"
Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."
Runner Three: "Good job!"
by La Guapa April 4, 2010

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2007

by Yung Joosh March 5, 2019

Someone who is the most awesome person you will meet, and won't take no for an answer. They are, all in all, just plain EPIC!
by Leonidas Raistlin Knowitall December 27, 2011
