Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024

Owl City

Owl City aka Adam Randal Young is simply perfect and genius. To those who call him gay and who hate Owl City, go fuck yourself but like really fuck yourself, get into a fucking club with 100 black dudes and let them fuck you and then shoot you in the head.

"What's your favorite artist?"
"Owl City"
"ewww he's gay"
"this is the moment he knew...he fucked up"

by owlcityalways September 10, 2022

An owl

Is someone who is always asking who did something trying to get the latest gossip by "ear hustling".

"Someone went to jail stealing from that store."

"Hey, Who said that, and who is he or she?"

"Are you an owl? Mind your business..

by 14k ight August 24, 2021

Owls

Owls aren't animals. They come from Uhuisland and are considered uhus, rather than animals.

'Dude... have you seen my owl? It's an animal.' 'No it ain't, take your medication grandma. Owls are Uhus.'

by kittylover928 September 13, 2022

Superb Owl

It seems you don't know how to spell.

When you misspell "super bowl".

text from a friend: Oh hey, did you watch the superb owl?

me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?

by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021

Mama Owl

A former teacher who makes tik toks about situations in school from requests sent to her. She acts out these requests and one of her tik toks went viral because of the way she acted out an embarrassing situation.

“You’re going to pay your penance now” -Mama owl

by Stella_ July 3, 2024

Mornight Owlings

Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.

"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"

"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*

by xoxo,rsy November 21, 2010