wouldn't root her for practice

A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.

Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.

by BrizVegas August 02, 2006

what's the square root of this apartment?

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

by Mos before Bros April 17, 2007

root beer giver outer

One who gives out root beer, typically through its sale, at such places as a farmer's market, a circus, or a cafeteria.

I had the best root beer in my life today, and it was from the root beer giver outer in Monterey.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

the square root of fuck all

it when you think you have got less than nothing

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man

by chikinXz December 19, 2008

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 17, 2007

Root Beer Float

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.

"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"

by spurk February 25, 2007

going back to your roots

To have sex with an ex.

Jerry, "hey dude where were you last night?"
Kevin, "dude I was with Jessica to go back to my roots."

Jason, "yo I saw you with amy last night, did you go back to your roots?"
Darren, "yeah dude, sometimes desperation means going back to your roots."

by william shitner February 13, 2013