One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021

Tidy pic Tuesday

Every Tuesday a person of your choice must send you a tidy pick

Lexy send me a try pic because it is tidy pic Tuesday "ok"

by Bigbrainuser February 16, 2022

Time-Travel Tuesday

An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.

Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.

by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020

taco tuesday guy

This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.

John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!

by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.

Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

SAUCY TACO TUESDAY

While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.

I'm going out tonight for a saucy taco tuesday!!!

by Keister the Karnivore December 11, 2019