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Number 45

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.
Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.
by Minderbinder October 21, 2020
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numb-nuttedness

1: Acts or behavior displaying extreme stupidity or callousness; anything typically characteristic of a really big dink.
2: Acts or behavior that involves such injury to one's testes as to render them (temporarily or permanantly) incapable of feeling.
1: "I'm pretty sure he just swore at a cop! I haven't seen such numb-nuttedness in ages!"
2: "I went for a jog once in february...in my boxers. I've heard of numb-nuttedness, but this was ridiculous!"
by Joe Beecher October 3, 2007
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Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.
You're my number one star.
by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008
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numb the lips

1. to be kicked in the cooter and have either both of ones cooter lips numb or either the left or right one

2. to be punched in the cooter at close range
Ethen: you kicked me in my cooter
Whitley: you punched me in mine
ethen: man now you done numb the lips
by Magenta Estella October 5, 2010
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Nubshocker

Similar to a "shocker" or "pirate key," except the individual performing the act is missing parts of his/her fingers. Fingers and nubs are simultaneously inserted into the vagina and anus of the female receiver.
That girl was a freak and fingering her wasn't enough, so I busted out the nubshocker and stuffed 2 of my finger nubs in her ass.
by Jt81 September 9, 2016
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number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.
by Trex1980 June 24, 2018
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numbchucking

The mischievous act of scandalized personalities towards people.

Doing or saying things to or about people behind their back.

"Bitches go behind your back, like numb chucks, and that's fucked up"
I don't associate with numbchucking people, they are crooked as a paper clip!
by awesomeunique1 October 30, 2018
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