Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
by Im going to destroy your moms August 30, 2020
Get the Cum coat mug.When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.
by deadmemecity September 8, 2020
Get the The old coat trick mug.The frothy mixture of semen and saliva that results from pushing someone's cheeks together after having received ejaculate in the mouth and not swallowing.
by zenodotus November 14, 2012
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Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.
Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.
by ObamaBush May 15, 2012
Get the Coat Puncher mug.I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011
Get the Batter coated orgasm mug.It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
by Koprky March 7, 2011
Get the shit coat mug.Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.
Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.
Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.
Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.
Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.
Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.
by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011
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