Your name

No one cares what your name means here. We already have dumb zodiac signs as is.

Your name means nothing here. We make up sh*t already.

by Jaded Wolf November 23, 2021

Chicago (name)

Your lucky if you know a Chicago. They can be very annoying but helpful. They tend to be loyal in many ways and can be good with advice. They have a uncommon name so if you know one your extremely lucky

Chicago (name) was very nice

by Iamirresponsibleinways October 30, 2019

Brodie (name)

Brodie is a person who thinks a lot of himself and is very competitive. He likes to believe he is funny and sexy when in reality he creeps most people out with a lot of stuff he says. He has his moments where he is actually funny but they are rare which is why you should enjoy them whilst they last.

Brodie is smart but not in ways you think he knows a lot about random stuff but nothing of relevance to anybody.

Brodie (name) is a bit strange

by JAGhos21 November 5, 2020

Safe name

N. A name you use for talking about someone when you don't want anyone to know who they are, but still want to find out their opinions about the person in question. Usually an extremely common name that no one could use to find out about a certain person.

Girl 1: So then... um, Emma said that John was way too ugly, and dumped him, even though he's a total sweetie. What do you think?
Girl 2: Wow, that's seriously bitchy.
Girl 1: (I'm glad I used a safe name, "Emma" is this girl's best friend.)

by Zevvie October 1, 2009

[Name] 36T

A girl who can spin her boobs round 360 degrees

Whoa! She can move her jugs round like that? She's a Vicky Name 36T!

by renyar July 19, 2010

guage name

Funny, Loyal, and down to earth. Best nigga you'll ever meet, and dick game strong! Perfection in one person! Can eat like no other! In bed and at the table.

Ain't no one like a Guage name

by Spankyd23 July 30, 2017

Name-Bitching

When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.

"blair

the most amazing guy you will ever meet

he is hawt!

he is smart!

he is sweet!

he is funny!

he is a good kisser!

+ gives great hugs!

he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"

seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.

"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."

Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.

by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011