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Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.
After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.
by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017
mugGet the Muddy Camelmug.

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls
Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini
by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024
mugGet the muddy Mussolinimug.

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.
Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!
by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016
mugGet the muddy leavesmug.

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
mugGet the Muddy Hookermug.

Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.
by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017
mugGet the Muddy Colesmug.

Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
mugGet the Muddy tobogganmug.

Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
mugGet the Muddy Bushmug.

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