muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

the muddy skydiver

taking a shit standing up into a urinal

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

by partyintheusa March 26, 2015

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 April 26, 2018

Muddy Goat

Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.

Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.

by SpecialKray December 14, 2022

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody February 21, 2016

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper July 15, 2017