Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

Yasss Muddy Yasss

A phrase that you use when you agree w a something that someone has said or done.

“just got off the phone with my girl and her friend, she said she likes you”

“yasss muddy yasss”

by Ghetto Vocabulary February 3, 2025

Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

by masonthekiller July 30, 2011

muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody September 5, 2016

Muddy Dragon

It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.

Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.

by muddydragon June 14, 2025