Scat Mole

It's when your mom's ex boyfriend steals your tv and all of your expensive belongings, and takes a shit on himself while smearing it all over his body. Later....goes to jail for spreading aids and living off welfare to buy things he doesn't deserve.

Dude!!!! I just denied a Scat Mole's loan.

by Typical CHaz!!!! August 15, 2010

Spider Mole

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.

Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!

George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him

Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty

by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010

E-Mole

An E-Mole is an electronic version of a mole. A is a slang term for smoking tobacco and marijuana out of a bong. Taking an E-Mole consists of hitting a nicotine vape and a marijuana vaporizer at the same time.

“Hey! Did you bring your bong?”
“No but I do have my Juul and weed vape so we can take E-Mole’s.”

by Liedosipson February 11, 2020

dick-a-mole

The act of smacking the vagina with an erect penis.

"Yeah, we dick-a-mole'd last night, but we didn't go all the way."

by just a baby February 18, 2014

Guaca nigga mole penis

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

mole

a bald headed man with odd shaped lips and a lump on his neck with a face similar to that of a mole.

wow. check that man. he looks like a mole with a condom on his head, testicle on his neck, fish lips, my what a mole.

by georgiaqwertyuiop September 1, 2006

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003