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america's next top model

A good show, that it's very repetitive. A lot of hoochie-mamas trying to be models when they can't even do their little turn on the cat walk, yeah on the cat walk they can't even do their little turns on the cat walk. They think their too sexy for their cats, too sexy for their cats, so sexy it hurts. ooh yeah, good show by the way, I watch it, you got a problem? I like how Tyra Banks tried to be all Oprahish when she yelled at that crack-head, ghetto hoochie of Tiffany, like she cares, ha!
same thing over and over:"Congratulations, you are now one step closer towards becoming America's next top model." what will you do, coke or pepsi?
America's next top model winners:
1st year winner: Adrian, now too fat to model,was on Surreal lif eand now fucks Peter Brady.
2nd year winner: joanna or Johanna, I thought she was pale, I don't know if she models still.(Mercedez should have won, she has Lupus for god's sakes, naw, Shandy should have won, but she fucked this Italian dude, and turned into shit.
3rd year: Eva pigford,Pig for what? for that ho, oh hell no!
4th year: Go Naima, its your Bithday!She has a twin.
5th year:I hate that bitch Lisa, and that bitch Kim is so arrogant and so Lesbian,Nicole too pale. My prediction: Bre and Nik, showdown, winner:?
they always kick out the "fat" models.
by too sexy November 9, 2005
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Teen Model

Someone who is shallow and think the world is just about looks, they say they look ugly to there friends when really they think their 'fit.' They tell everyone about modelling when no one really cares as everyone has normally got better qualifications than they have. They think the world evolves around them and that everyone should compliment them and they become a right bitch when you don't, and when you disagree with them.
Teen Model: OMG! I got through into teen modelling. Wish me luck i need it!!
You: erm? yeah you do need luck!
Teen Model: Just because i prettier than you, You stupid slag!
by anonyyyymousssss October 22, 2011
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Madalynn

name of Theresa's little sister
Hey Theresa.. Wheres Madalynn?
by theressaaa February 8, 2010
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Modar

The innate ability to figure out if a person is Mormon or not. Similar to Gay-dar.
Trisha almost dated that guy who was about to go on a mission. Good thing she has such excellent Modar.
by Squiddypoo November 9, 2012
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MOballer

A person who uses smilies and the word Tfff to raise their post count on internet forums.
Tfff You are always with stupid. You are such a MOballer.
by Big MOballer November 12, 2008
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mdalel

to be an arrogant dickbag with extraordinary self-confidence.
That Mdalel needs to be given a New England Hacky Sack.
by Austin amjmgtad March 5, 2009
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Madalena

Cutest girl in ERDL, sweet, kind, but with kind of a bad taste in music
Boy 1: "Hey I just met the cutest girl, but kinda has a bad taste in music"
Boy 2: "what kind of bad taste"
Boy 1: "K-pop i guess"
Boy 2: "Oh thats a Madalena for sure"
by Random trash on the net January 9, 2018
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