zi ming

Usually when u see someone who is SUPER FAT.

this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.

Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking

Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING

by Fake nani May 26, 2021

ming and ping

Two transsexual Asian twins that make electronic music. Popular in gay clubs, and with lonely people.

That guy likes Ming and Ping!

by kpq April 13, 2008

singed minge

a vagina with its pubic hair shaved

i wonder if Britney has a singed minge?

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Burger Minge

A particular angle from behind of a woman where their cunnilingus looks familiar to a burger rotated 90 degrees. Whereby the outer labia is the buns and the inner labia is the ham wafer. JRC Productions

Dude, i was boneing this bitch last night from behind she looked like she had a BK whopper between her legs. So i nick named her Burger Minge.

by JRC Productions January 28, 2010

Minge Drinking

Minge Drinking is where u suck 3 or more minges in an hour

guy 1: dude, i went Minge Drinking last night
guy 2: how many did u have?
guy 1: 5
guy 2: u total minge drinker!

by gingerninja12 June 10, 2010

Minge flinge

Someone who is afraid of pulling people of the female sex, used as an insult of someone who behaves in this manner.

Person 1: Tim hasn't pulled a girl in months.
Person 2: He is such a minge flinge(r)!

by JonDiego June 28, 2010

Mcflurry minge

The term 'Mcflurry minge' is similiar to other phrases such as 'bucket crotch' and 'wideset vagina'.
As we are all aware the 'Mcflurry' is a range of icecream based products served in McDonald's restaurants all over the world. The ice cream mix is of a white appearance and in the phrase 'Mcflurry minge' the ice cream is used to represent the discharge (cum, spunk, ejaculation) of a male during intercorse.
The actual cup has a large circumferance, representing a large vagina that has once housed a large number of penis aswell as the discharges they have produced.
Upon purchase of a Mcflurry the kind employee will insert a plastic spoon (representing a penis) which is then put into the Mcflurry stiring machine (representing the penis in sex mode). As you will notice the spoon (penis) is stirring the white ice cream mixture (representing previous males spunk)the Mcflurry whilst in the machine is showing sexual intercourse. If you are said to own a 'Mcflurry minge' you should be very insulted as it is similiar to having a 'cum bucket'.

Guy 1: "You know that Sam girl?"
Guy 2: "Yeh i know her, I slammed her"
Guy 1: "Ive herd shes slept with 100 men"
Guy 2: "Shes got a rite big 'Mcflurry minge' i culdnt even touch the sides!

by rickta October 8, 2008