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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.
by BadRipley September 4, 2011
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Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.
Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)
by Woofa August 30, 2012
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Losing a headlight

Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.
My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.
by orbkcidymkcus March 14, 2013
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Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.
Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"
by hinderpedo April 25, 2013
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looping out

I was looping out on kush
by Jagsack November 15, 2013
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looking up a dead mule's ass

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."
by jen o December 8, 2013
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lolington

"Miranda Hart is lolingtons!
by 0h My G0d April 11, 2016
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