The pinnacle and THE DEFINITION of a smart Russian, a Kirill is someone so smart that you physically want to beat them up just because of how smart they are.
There is a key set of checkboxes you have to tick to be qualified as a Kirill, YOU HAVE TO POSSES the knowledge to make Neil Degrass Tyson get erected just due to your sheer intellect, and you need to have absolute YAP skills so you can yap about math for hours on end. A Kirill is very time efficient, it finishes its work 2 months before the work is due.
A Kirill hates Polyphia and black metal.
Also, a Kirill possesses time travel capabilities, so they can sleep at 6 am and wake up at 4 am.
The way to catch a Kirill is very specific: Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes mixed together in a bowl.
There is a key set of checkboxes you have to tick to be qualified as a Kirill, YOU HAVE TO POSSES the knowledge to make Neil Degrass Tyson get erected just due to your sheer intellect, and you need to have absolute YAP skills so you can yap about math for hours on end. A Kirill is very time efficient, it finishes its work 2 months before the work is due.
A Kirill hates Polyphia and black metal.
Also, a Kirill possesses time travel capabilities, so they can sleep at 6 am and wake up at 4 am.
The way to catch a Kirill is very specific: Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes mixed together in a bowl.
Did you finish all of the HL IB physics curriculum in 6 months?
Tough luck a Kirill Khoroshaev would do it in one night.
"A kirill never touches others but always gets touched without resistance"
Tough luck a Kirill Khoroshaev would do it in one night.
"A kirill never touches others but always gets touched without resistance"
by MelonMuncher25 October 29, 2024
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David: Ok, We're Done Here.
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