Kenni

HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.

Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021

Kenny P.

Big pesty little meow who will keep getting ban on Roblox cus of harassment. Their gender is women??

Look at Kenny P. Over there with ***! Sheesh I better avoid them

by WuW. April 26, 2023

The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.

“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”

by しど September 25, 2020

Kenny

Kenny, short for Kenneth. He is super hot but warning. If you want to date this boy be prepared for all his friends to also be hitting on him. You will have constant competition. He will also make friends with all of your friend's boyfriends.

"Yo Kenny if you were a woman I'd date you"

by nunyabeezwax1123 September 18, 2023

Kenni

Kenni is a girl who won’t let you stop smiling. She’s loud and gentle at the same time and when she laughs you can’t help but join in. She puts everyone first and is funny as hell, she’s so damn polite and easy going but very shy at first.
if you piss her off however, you’ll end up in a ditch deader than your grandma.
Fun fact- (99.9% of the time Kenni’s are fine asf so if you bag one don’t let her go )

“Wtf is she always laughing who is she?”
“Oh her?that’s just kenni don’t mind her “

by Dodobird4lyfe January 11, 2022

Kenny Logic

A liquor/narcotics influenced idea that makes total sense to the speaker, but in reality, is flat out retarded

Ted Bundy got away with rape for a while, that means I can rape a few and be fine. This is Kenny Logic

by Liam Kenny December 6, 2023

Kenny

You might be thinking of the boy Kenny, from South Park, Colorado. That wears a orange parka and is always muffled, that is a popular character.

The actual meaning of Kenneth/Kenny.

Kenny is a boy's name of Gaelic origin. A diminutive form of Kenneth, this short and sweet name means “handsome.” Kenneth has two possible sources; one is derived from the Gaelic name Coinneach, meaning “the handsome one.” It may also come from the name Cináed, meaning “born of fire.” South Park fans may think of the character Kenny, who is a staple of the show and loved by many. Baby will undoubtedly be a looker embued with fiery ambition, so naming them an adorable and beloved title like Kenny won't lead you astray.

Stan: oh my god, They killed Kenny!!

Kyle: you bastards!!

by Fluffshii9 June 22, 2023