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Dylan Joel

Dylan Joel is the sexiest and most handsome man alive.

He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.

When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.

He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.

He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
Person 1: There goes the sexiest Man alive, Dylan Joel
Person 2: Ugh Ivana is so lucky
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.
Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare
by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021
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Joel

That joel guy really sucks butt
by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021
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Joel

Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.
by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021
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Joel

An sick ripped Italian cunt with a Greek god physique
Man, I want to be Joel
by Joeldurt12436 November 24, 2021
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Joel

Probably one of the most annoying people in the world. He always talks about "his massive cock", but everyone knows that he does not have that kind of shlong. Still, he is the best pain in the arse that could ever happen to you <3!
Is your name Joel? Because you seem pretty dumb
by FarmerCool November 24, 2021
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Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel
by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021
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