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JOEL

Joel is love, Joel is life.
by Sonny!! October 9, 2023
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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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Joel

an Absolute king, a real nigga who thugs it out, when theres a problem the world panics but not Joel not him for he, he composes himself he is him

Joel is such a laid back chill king everyone wants to be his friend extremely trustworthy with the softest, fluffiest and nicest hair you end ever lay your fingers on also he hits a new bench pr every time his back is on that luh bench
Is that Jole? Shiii of course i could notice that fluffy amazing smelling hair from miles away! Joel is so cool!
by Realest nword November 19, 2023
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Joel

i know where joel stays and will find him and kill him he has 5 seconds
look out your window joel
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Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent
Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat
by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024
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Joel Abreu

Upcoming artist based in north New Jersey. Dabbles in multiple genres including but not limited to; R&B, Hip-Hop, Soul, and Dance Hall. Joel Abreu is making 2024 his year while aiming to reach all markets with the goal of allowing his sound to reach across the world.
Joel Abreu is an upcoming artist with a unique sound
by definitionsthatarereal January 12, 2024
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Joel

The best driver in the world, very skilled, has a very big dick, cute, has more ass than girls
OMG its Joel
by Babu_maan January 19, 2024
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