jared ramsey

1}someone who is awesome
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4

by FrostfireHBI July 11, 2017

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Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by No_Name_Bob December 20, 2022

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Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

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Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 06, 2020

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Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.

He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏 May 08, 2024

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