Hungry Jazz Face

a face made by amature dancers when trying to look impressive but really come off as being a stupid slut or horny.

Sally wanted to make up for the fact that she couldn't point her feet so she decided to "dazzle" the audience with her hungry jazz face.

by the prez and Vice prez December 8, 2012

Guatemalan Jazz Vest

N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight

My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.

by lefthindtt December 14, 2009

Ya like Jazz?

Ya like Jazz? (Do you like jazz?)

Yo sage ya like Jazz?

by Datboiplayzz October 4, 2019

Ya´ like jazz?

Ya' like jazz?

Ya´ like jazz?

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

jazz hole

1) originally from the simpsons.

2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body

Oh! Right in the Jazz Hole!

by cman January 22, 2005

jazz kid/s

Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.

"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"

by mickey November 23, 2004

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011