Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality

by Mr. Staley November 17, 2015

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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

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dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 24, 2017

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Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 06, 2017

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Dirt Leg

A female whom is in a relationship but only takes one leg out of her pants in order to be able have a quickie and have a smaller chance of getting caught. In which most cases only one leg gets dirty.

Jon found his wife's lingerie in his dad's shop. Can you believe that dirt leg.

by XanaxBesties March 23, 2022

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