Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

Selfie Tunnel Syndrome

Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.

Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."

by pajaru April 03, 2019

drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 07, 2018

Green Tunnel Syndrome

When double decker buses hit trees that overhang roads and carve their shape in the foliage, causing the 'green tunnel'.

"Man, these trees got some baaad green tunnel syndrome!"

by sasasgreensam May 22, 2009

Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!

by Piss Stained Log July 07, 2016

Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.

"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"

by The green power ranger February 11, 2016

Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.

Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?

by michael scott hertzberg May 11, 2023