A good relationship

something I will never have

Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?

Person 2: No I don't and neverwill

by [Senpai] February 23, 2021

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014

Ghost Relationship

A Ghost Relationship is a relationship or bond that one individual rejects any or all activities with the other.

My girlfriend always rejected my offering of hangout and gives me a excuse on why she can't come see me. "Ghost Relationship"

by Zangetsu_100 August 12, 2017

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Fauxtonic relationship

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

by Ldkings February 12, 2012

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 04, 2018

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 12, 2015