IPhone

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*
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Trash quality phone that cost 3 times a way better phone, very popular among the kids who think to be cool because they follow trends, they are like samsung or other android phones but

-they easily break, Samsungs are way more resistant
-the way how iPhones work is kinda trash
-Meanwhile the Android users are actual good people usually , the iPhone users are some 5yo kids that will be toxic against those who have better phones, in those kids we can include : bobux flexers on robloxs, those who call you hacker for killing "the god of everything" which is just a kid who doesnt understand what hacker mean,average fortnite players,average tik tokers and other kinds of kids
-Android phones create features , Apple copies them but 5 years later
Ex. 1
Iphone user playing adopt me on roblox: HAHA, LOOK AT THIS BACON NOOB, HE HAS JUST A DEFAULT PET, TIME TO FLEX MY PETS AND MY ROBUX
The person who got called a noob: stfu iShit kid, go back to make ur fortnite tik toks for ur 5yo fans
Ex. 2

Iphone user in a school: LOL, IDIOT, LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, MINE COSTS 3 TIMES MORE, LOLOL, U HAVE NO MONEYS TO BUY A PHONE
The other guy: lmao, i have moneys and i prefer buying 300€ good phones instead of 1000€ shit that eill easily break
Ex.3

Iphone user: wow, i have 500k followers on tik tok, haha, and those idiots think that its cringe
The rest if the world: wtf , tik tok is cringe af, stfu iShit kid
Ex.4
Apple copying stuff:
Worker: I found out this new Samsung phone of 5 years ago with new features , lets make a shitty late copy of it and say its innovative!
Other worker: great idea, lets make everyone think its innovative and sell it for 1000€ meanwhile the original and way better version costs 200€
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a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before

other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
dum dum iPhone
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A phone that's only feature is a cracked screen, apple care not included
Teddy: "You got an iPhone?"
Jaquees: "Yeah I got a cracked screen"
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a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"

the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
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a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.
jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.
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A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz
A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one
by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 15, 2019
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