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helen clark

A dumb ass bitch but still smarter then George Hairy Bush... she even looks beta then him or the same... its prob eitha she looks like a man and bush is a pussy
She is the prime minista of nz but still smarta then the president of the most powerful country in the world..... which is scary but of course russia
by person No.7 January 7, 2005
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Helensburgh

A place in NSW, Australia, and also a place in Scottland.
The one in Australia is commonly described as a hole, which it can be... but in technicality, you have to go uphill to get there... so Wollongong, which is nearby, will drown in a tsunami, or when Global Warming reaches its peak. It is quite boring though
Helensburgh isn't a hole... were on the escarpment...
by Georgefeld May 18, 2008
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Helen Keller

A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
by fulfreez August 16, 2010
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Helen

Rat queen,thick,short,walrus,possum god,friends with Kalifa,Toothpick,Swaggy B,Victor,and double daddy D
Helen was out there catching rat aids
by Hi,buster March 6, 2019
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Helen Keller

when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night
she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.
by therealtsquared December 29, 2010
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helen keller

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.
I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.
by Miller Time September 12, 2006
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Helen

Helen likes to make little farts and doesn't brush her teeth in the morning before having her coffee.

She likes to talk.

She has huge pillows...very funbags...huge.

She does have hippo tendencies
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