Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017

Hairy Pancake

A small YouTuber that uploads YouTube content. Generally plays games, and couldn't find out what his YouTube name should be.

Hairy pancake is the best youtuber.

by Bloobyman January 8, 2017

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

hairy sabrett

The rolls on the back of your neck when u look up, if u haven't had a haircut in a while it becomes a "hairy" sabrett

Look at that hairy sabrett on him.

by Knowing of all December 23, 2017

Hairy Pooter

Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.

GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter

by Papasmurf2 May 31, 2020

Hairy Fondue

The act of skewering pieces of food and shoving them inside a man's anus then feeding it to him.

I gave my boyfriend a hairy fondue and he loved it.

by AlphonsoPinaColada April 17, 2009