A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.
Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021

by My_mom_was_here February 29, 2020

Someone who your crush likes, is beautiful/handsome, and is super nice and you feel like the worst person because you hate them.
"Wish I where Heather"
by Loveable_llama September 5, 2020

Two females that will takeover the world through music and so much more. The real definition of Best Friends. Riding with each to the grave.
Heather/Kiaonna is UNSTOPPABLE.
by TruTruTruhk December 22, 2016

Pau is the cutest and most caring boyfriend ever with the cutest most most wholesome smile ever what will always calm you when you‘re sad, and the most beautiful body that I adore much, He‘s a very sexy boy and he‘s character is very kind, loyal and amazing in general, you can laugh with him all the time, he‘s the best you can ever imagine.
by L5xcas December 29, 2020

a conan gray song- that people are using wrong- it is about conan wanting to be with someone who chose heather over conan
by isabelwifeyyy September 7, 2020

The best ibf ever, I love her so much she has literally saved my life, I don’t know what I would do without her
by Lyssi_byrne September 19, 2021
