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Rental Girlfriend

A Prostitute that does not serve sexual services.
Ken is renting a rental girlfriend because he is a sadsack.
by Joseph Schmidt December 17, 2020
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Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.
Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.
by Growlvin September 29, 2012
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Tylar’s Girlfriend

-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”
by Ras Barry April 14, 2019
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Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.
Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.
by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015
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girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.
Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned
by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018
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Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.
“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”
by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022
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Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.
"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."
by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017
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