Girlfriend Or Daughter

A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues

Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter

Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter

by Kinghiki April 4, 2025

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

Girlfriend water

Girlfriend Water (noun)

The mysterious phenomenon where the water from your girlfriend’s water bottle somehow tastes colder, fresher, and objectively better than any water you could get yourself — even if it came from the exact same source. Often experienced after taking “just one sip” and immediately realizing her water is superior for no logical reason.

Why does my water taste like nothing but your girlfriend water tastes like it came from a mountain spring?

by BigBlair55 February 13, 2026

maciek's girlfriend

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.

Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

Roblox Girlfriend

A girl who you breaks up with and then hear you uncle crying downstairs.

Bobby broke up with his Roblox Girlfriend and heard his uncle crying in the basement.

by Gacha Nacho May 6, 2019

Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.

I have a real girlfriend!

by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012

minecraft girlfriend

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020