Gertbag

An asshole piece of shit

Ryan is a gertbag

by Dumb King March 16, 2024

Gertruding

When something is slimy and repulsing

My gooche has been sweating all day, I for sure am gertruding

This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding

by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024

Gerry Scaries

an unfortunate event that shakes things up prior to the Gerry wedding

Those Gerry Scaries are really keeping me on my toes.

by meeshlozano April 11, 2024

gerdy

gerdy and skibs

why do you mog gerdy

by bludski June 6, 2024

gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.

"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

Gearty

Slang for “heart”

Popularized by the popular tik tok “you broke my gearty” it is now commonly used to replace the wird

Goofy: shaggy you broke my gearty when you cheated on me with scooby

Shaggy: Im sorry man i didn’t mean to.

by castiel_iscoollike_pastel January 13, 2025

Gerrymandering

The process where a man takes an ice cream scoop and runs it in between his balls and ass, collecting as much smegma as possible. Then. Puts the gathered smegma on ice cream of their choice

Man 1: hey, you tried that Gerrymandering like I told you about?
Man 2: yes! My wife LOVED it

by Fentaholic January 31, 2025