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Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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Anti Fur

Nazis that hate on Furries and Furry supporters for no reason over False Internet and Social Media Stereotypes that point the Fandom in a bad light and they're just Stubborn Uneducated Peasant Kids or Adults that didn't hit Puberty in their lifetime to be Mature. They just hate on Society as they live a Miserable life and God should Condemn them to Hell for Discrimination, Criticism, and Prejudicism against people and hating on their Hobbies for no reason. And they are just sad cuz they cant milk or have sex with anyone and are Homophobic weirdos who do Drugs n crap like Gang Thugs do in Da Hood because they never recieved love from anyone.
Furry: Checkout my Fursona guys its so cool!
Average Anti Fur: Ew a Furry they're gross and are degenerates.
Furry: Atleast I don't act like a Furry Nazi and hate on them for no reason Uneducated kid get lost Hood Boy and go play your Edgy Roblox Lego game. Atleast my Generation isn't dumb like you Gen Alphas are since y'all don't pay attention in school and are just a waste to society and will just die by an Asteroid in the future and a black hole :3
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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Fur

(Walk up to someone)

“FUR”

“What?”

-and then just laugh 😏
by Zingzongzet February 5, 2019
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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
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Fur pursuit

Fur pursuit - the act of chasing a furry, pinning it down, and aggressively fucking the shit out of the five thousand dollar filed abortion suit
Oi bitch, I’m in hot Fur pursuit bring the condoms
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 May 18, 2022
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Fur boy

A small gay man, like a twink, but hairy like a bear.
"After I took him home from the bar, I found out he was a fur boy. I still have his chest hair in my mouth."
by RobMe911 February 12, 2024
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