real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Real Whiite

A name for a person who thinks there is “To much flavour.”

“This salad tastes bad with dressing.” “That is because you are real whiite!”

by Real Whiite September 28, 2019

the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.

He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.

by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

Real Friends

People that don't talk trash behind you.
They actually care for what YOU say.
They never let you down.
They don't hide secrets.
They don't pretend that they're your friends.

I'm just looking for some real friends, all they do is let me down.
I"m just looking for some real friends,gotta get up out of this town.

by Witch Bitchh May 6, 2018

real chops

Synonym for real ralk, fo' real, I'm serious, not joking, etc etc.

Real chops, you ever fuckin' cheat on me again and we're over.

by Yoyo3Stacks March 1, 2008

THE REAL STIGGY

The ultimate racing driver on xbox live. He can get a bit angry to other players and is normaly joined by an equaly annoying person called who ate all the pies

All we know is that he is called THE REAL STIGGY

by The Real Stiggy July 15, 2006