Fake Greek

Not even a real Greek. Lives off others legacies and pronouncs Gyro wrong. Most likely some blonde aryan looking man proclaiming his false ancestry.

You are not Greek you fake Greek swine.

by cowpulp May 14, 2018

Fake people

Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.

Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.

Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.

Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?

Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!

by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 5, 2018

fake and ghey

Alternate spelling of "fake and gay," an Internet slang phrase used to describe or respond to a video that is a hoax or depicts something unrealistic or faked.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out: You can make a glowstick with Mountain Dew!

Guy 2: Fake and ghey.

by Dude Regular October 26, 2010

Fake Pothead

Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.

Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.

by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010

Fake a Shit

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

by Ceeej November 29, 2007

fake relationship

A relationship where one,if not both,claim to have interest in each other. One, if not both, lack real interest in one another,they just play the boyfriend/girlfriend role. Leading the person on.

Susan broke up with Johnny because the person she really wanted came along. She only liked the attention Johnny showed, but not Johnny. Johnny knew it was a fake relationship.

by daddyfatsack1 May 21, 2014

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009