flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"
Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!
by Dibin October 16, 2010
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FLAME-ignon

A type of food eaten in hell
After going to hell for getting a misdemeanor, Louis Romeo sat down to a nice dinner of FLAME-ignon
by Loose February 22, 2008
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Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation
Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night
by Plehh April 10, 2017
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flame ride

Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!
I took Lindsay for a flame ride!

Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!
by CanuckSlut June 10, 2010
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Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.
No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot
by Sknib June 04, 2011
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flaming fudgebag

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.
"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".
by Gary McLean July 07, 2006
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Flaming Tomato

When your having sex with a girl, you catch her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.
flaming tomato could be used the opposite way where the guys pubes get caught on fire and the girl fingers herself to put the fire out.
by Steven McTowlie November 16, 2009
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