fartette

A small but possibly deadly fart.

That was a very small fart. More like a fartette really.

by Fartette guy December 25, 2013

Fasterblast

Explosive Diarrhoea

The second day of phoning work explaining absense,the illness had progressed,from bum blasting to fasterblast

by zico123 April 16, 2014

Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014

fastech

A fast of technology, when you do not have a smart phone or laptop and are completely disconnected from technology. This could be either by choice (like during holidays) or by no signal in a remote area.

As I landed on the remote island, i didn't realise I will be forced on a fastech for 4 days.

by McLaren MP 4-29 December 25, 2014

Fartegrity

Admitting when you've cut a smelly fart.

God, it smells like a gerbil died in your pants. I cannot lie. I cut a fart. I have Fartegrity.

by Itashmita July 30, 2015

fantesticletittytasticly

When you got no other word to explain how fantastic someone is

EX: Damn, that girl Taylor is fantesticletittytasticly awsum!

by yayray April 12, 2016

farteld

When you fart and startle yourself

I was sleeping and I farteld myself and It made me really scared and smelly.

by Aiden8707 February 17, 2017