Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.

Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.

by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023

Evolutionarily Challenged

1. When a person’s facial features resemble a neanderthal
2. When a person’s behaviour or thought process resembles a monkey/primate

Why does bro look like a monkey
He must be evolutionarily challenged

by ShaanCC July 16, 2023

educational local

A friend you know that goes to a nearby high school, college, or university

"yoo that's my friend over there! he's an educational local" "greetings my educational local, how u been?"

by gyattamasaurus rex September 1, 2023

educational sounds

when the voice actor of a chihuahua with anger issues records himself moaning and it traumatizes an entire fandom

I listened to educational sounds. I am mentally scarred,but also horny.

by straycathasdiabetes October 28, 2023

Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023

Evolution

something my friend doesn’t understand

Evolution is real right?
Yeah, but my friend Riley doesn’t think so

by streampinkfriday2 December 15, 2023

Evolution

The hypothetical scenario that everything was created naturally over a gradual (4.5 billion years) rate; it is declared “science,” which should be taught, but is nothing more than another religion straying away from God. Likewise, because evolution is taught has true, many feel they must believe it despite Evangelical evidence of God’s truth and creation.

1. Evolution is a misconception on how people perceive the studies of science, providing outlandish theories without evidence while hoping others will not question it.

2. Evolution is a religion taught in public schools, demoting God’s omnipotence.

3. Evolution is a big joke to humanity.

4. Evolution is the story made up by human beings (secular), believing they know everything.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023