evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

by Supercock man October 27, 2020

Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r

evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr

by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021

Callum Evans

A 500 page dot to dot book for autistic people

your such a callum evans

by callum’s gay June 3, 2020

Country Evan

When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.

“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”

by Thekuddleykrab November 23, 2018

evan & katelynn

might fight sometimes but still, they love each other forever.

they will always love each other, no matter what happens, evan & katelynn are good for each other.

by couple things November 29, 2021

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018