st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

England

A country whom in the 18th and 19th century took great pleasure in raping smaller or weaker places such as Africa and Asia.

Oh fuck, Englands cuming.

by SEXY MAN mamam=== October 7, 2020

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

England

England is a city.

Nick: England is my city
UK: Please fuck off will ya?

by Zakiboy July 31, 2017

England

The 10th circle of hell

Satan: Your punishment is England

Dead person: Fuck

by Not a pro gamer May 17, 2023

new england special

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.

“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”

by cdawgfre$h December 4, 2019

New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024