tony stan dragon god

Lord Tony Stan Dragon God is the only god everyone should prey to Lopez. Lopez pronons are Tony/Lopez. You better obey every single one of Lopez orders or else Tony will send Lopez army of idious and distasteful birds. (Tony are presently on vacation at Prythian with Lopez mates.)

THE lord tony stan dragon god thinks that all benjey fans are such treasures, you just want to bury them. Tony also wonders wether they are aware that their birth certificate are an apology letter from the condom factory.

by tony stan dragon god September 16, 2020

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008

Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

by The dragonator January 21, 2011

dragon lady

Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.

Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.

by ponte September 10, 2006

Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents

Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened

by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016