Dingles

unidentifiable genitals of a morbidly obese person

also known as:

dings

Q: That person's gut is hanging over there goods, what the shit is underneath there?

A: Dingles

by cake-mon May 28, 2014

Quandale Dingle

A supposed successor to the soon-to-be dead King Charles III and is unparalleled in power to all monarchies in existence of mankind - some say his psychological powers are intractable; other say he is simply nothing more than an integrated NPC with AI that mankind cannot even bypass.

"Hey guys it's Quandale Dingle here; I've arrested for multiple crimes, including battering a police officer..."

by Fiddler69 December 30, 2022

Dingle-Berry

1- a piece of shit that is stuck to ur ass hair when u take a shit
2- a name u call someone when they have just done something really fucking stupid

You fucking Dingle-Berry

by DingusBingus October 3, 2023

dingle berry

noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries

I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

Dingle

Any object or thing you want it to be make a conisation humorous.

Hey man! look at my Dingle.

Look there's a dingle down there!!

by one and only Dingle December 14, 2023

quandale dingle

to be or not to be goofy ahh are you a supporter of the goofy ahh uncle productions corp

hi my name is quandale dingle

by jo jo seewater May 10, 2022

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024