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Detroit pinprick 

Receving a Detroit pinprick is the same as getting shot, several times, in the chest or head...sometimes when it's not meant to be lethal...the dick.
Tyler: Dude I just saw Jim hittin on your girl, wat daya want to do bout it?
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.

Detroit Red Soviets 

A derogatory nickname used by Red Wings haters (primarily the Blackhawks and Blues). Also, a name used to refer to its alleged ties to Russia/Soviet Union.
The Detroit Red Soviets always get all the breaks in the NHL, and our team can't. I'm glad when they lose a game.

Detroit Doorbell 

Noun: A device typically made from a bowling ball and chain to break into peoples houses.
I couldn't kick the door in so I used my Detroit Doorbell to get in.
Detroit Doorbell by Datsuck December 1, 2013

Detroit friday night suprise 

Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand
"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"

Detroit Dam

This is when you build up tension in your partner's pussy, then ejaculate inside of it. Then as you remove the penis, you punch her in her lower stomach and all of the fluids and jizz will come bursting out. The girl then feels at peace as if she just took a huge shit.
Ethan really gave her quite a Detroit Dam last night.
Detroit Dam by Unknownuser6969 January 17, 2016

Detroit detention 

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.
If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!
Detroit detention by Dump truck December 6, 2016