Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

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death road to canada

The only game where you can get killed by stubbing your toe and telling your car to COOL IT

Death road to canada be like> Car *breaks down*
guy1 COOL IT

by COOL IT May 10, 2019

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Dead Cells is a Rougelike-Metroidvania video game developed and published by Motion-Twin in which you explore procedurally generated areas and gather random loot from RNG, Or Random Number Generator and defeat bosses for runes, granting permanent abilities, enabling access to areas previously unreachable, and after death, restarting in a newly procedurally generated set of areas and doing it all over again

Guy 1: Dude, i heard you like rougelike-metroidvania games?
Guy 2: Yeah, know any good ones?
Guy 1: You should check out Dead Cells, it rocks!

by The_Poison_Gamer January 6, 2020

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Dean Browning

The act of getting caught using a burner account to try to win and argument

John's affair came to light when he Dean Browninged his wife from his second phone

by Drprim November 11, 2020

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DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

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