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by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
Get the Davidmug. You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
by Ifeelgodinthischilliestonight March 15, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by David is a poof June 19, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
Get the Davidmug. by haha you noob April 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
Get the Davidmug.