David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.
Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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A tall ass giant who is too fucking loud when he plays his fucking instrument that fucks james in the ass
David is a bitch
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David Bad
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The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 29, 2019
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A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word
Oh nut is that David? hide my dug
by David is a poof June 19, 2020
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